Two inches

absolutely not my dick length or anything

what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?

by 404 not fucking found November 7, 2022

Two inches left

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left

Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020

Two inches and a skip

Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.

We are two inches and a skip away from starting debate!

No

by Pasquelle September 17, 2016

your two inches

a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis

this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive

also useful in bullshit arguments

often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways

guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer

guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night

guy 1: oh with your two inches?

guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE

guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin

by coolbiker7 February 26, 2009

In two inches of freezing water

Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.

Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!

by Kaycene September 25, 2008

Two-Incher Pincher

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate

Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

by 752002729 January 19, 2010

Two Incher

The phrase “Two Incher” is a slang term used by teenagers to mock their male friend’s genitalia size to be two inches. This would be a juxtaposition of the actual meaning for the term “Two Incher” as their genitalia would be always be over 6 inches; meaning the person insulting is saying the opposite of what they think the true meaning is.

Them: “Haha, you have a Two Incher”
Me: “Thanks for the compliment”
Them: “confused”

by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 11, 2023