Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.
Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!
by Kaycene September 25, 2008
Girl 1: No, I'm not going out because I have no money, you make me drive, and you're no fun to chill with.
Girl 2: Man, stop being such a dicknessa.
Girl 2: Man, stop being such a dicknessa.
by Kaycene September 25, 2008
This is how to relieve the awkwardness after telling a really bad story. You can find more or less money, depending on how bad the story was.
Guy: So, I thought that I lost my hat, but then I found it in my car.
Girl: ...
Guy: ... and then I found 20 bucks!
Girl: ...
Guy: ... and then I found 20 bucks!
by Kaycene September 25, 2008