two's-up 

giving a girlsome double penetration

hey mate - do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???

two's-up by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003

two's up 

Two's up is a very old Yorkshire expression meaning, "Save me a small amount of what you're currently consuming" It was originally used by miners who were hungry and wanted a piece of pie from one of their more fortunate colleagues. It became more popular in the 70's and meant "share your cigarette with me".

I've left my fags at home, two's up on your rolly (hand rolled cigarette)"

two's up by Little Alf September 8, 2016

Two's Up 

nutha way 4 sayin save me half (on cig)

ste says - two's up phil
phil says - ryt den
ste says - safe

Two's Up by Phillian June 22, 2005

two's up 

two's up is the act of slipping one in a lady friend whilst your friend does the same on another orifice

i know it's a sunday but there's two's up on the cards... let's GO!

two's up by nick williams January 13, 2009

Two's Up 

A song by Australian Rock N Roll band AC/DC on their 1988 album Blow Up Your Video

The other day I was listening to Two's Up...what a killer track!

Two's Up by accadaccadefinitions April 17, 2010

Two's Up 

The phrase a townie uses to ask for something.

Hey Gaz, two's up like

Two's Up by PVFC4EVER July 19, 2003

Twos up on a bastard 

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:

Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?

Twos up on a bastard by christophe August 4, 2004