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Twixed
twixed
When two people are sharing a delicious food and one person deliberately gobbles up the best part then passes it over with nonchalance, but all the while knowing underneath they are terribly guilty of their ungodly action.
This originally takes its name from an indecent where two people were sharing a Twix ice cream, with an actual Twix, and one person ate the whole candy bar before passing it over to the other. The person who got twixed was traumatized for the rest of their life.
This originally takes its name from an indecent where two people were sharing a Twix ice cream, with an actual Twix, and one person ate the whole candy bar before passing it over to the other. The person who got twixed was traumatized for the rest of their life.
Kelly and Carlos are enjoying a nice Twix and Kinder ice cream with a Twix bar noticeably standing out. They are having a casual conversation:
"Hey Carlos, when you eat food do you save the best for last?"
"Of course!" He answers, making eye contact with the Twix bar.
Ten minutes later Carlos gets distracted by something that Kelly points out. Gobble noises are heard all over the plaza... "GOBLBBLBRRBOOBBEEBUB"
When he looks back Kelly offers him the ice cream cup with a little bit of ice cream left and no sign of the Twix bar. She asks "Do you want any more?"
Carlos looks at the ice cream and then back at Kelly, not able to process what has happened, and says "where's the twix?"
Kelly, full of remorse, still chewing the last of the candy bar, says "I'm so sorry, I didn't know you wanted any"
Carlos with tears in his eyes says "you twixed me"
"Hey Carlos, when you eat food do you save the best for last?"
"Of course!" He answers, making eye contact with the Twix bar.
Ten minutes later Carlos gets distracted by something that Kelly points out. Gobble noises are heard all over the plaza... "GOBLBBLBRRBOOBBEEBUB"
When he looks back Kelly offers him the ice cream cup with a little bit of ice cream left and no sign of the Twix bar. She asks "Do you want any more?"
Carlos looks at the ice cream and then back at Kelly, not able to process what has happened, and says "where's the twix?"
Kelly, full of remorse, still chewing the last of the candy bar, says "I'm so sorry, I didn't know you wanted any"
Carlos with tears in his eyes says "you twixed me"
twired
twired by Carlyle Pollard January 7, 2004
Twired
I see my colleague in the elevator on the way to the meeting room. I ask him how he is doing. He says, "I have been up all night to prepare this presentation for the board. I've been working on it non-stop for three days. I've been drinking coffees like a bandit to stay awake. I'm so toasted. I'm so wired, too. Man. Hell, I''m twired.
Twired by Royal Wulff November 27, 2012
Twixen
A Twitter vixen (Twitter + Vixen = Twixen). A girl who has many male followers on Twitter, and makes frequent flirty posts on the microblogging site to/about them.
A Twixen often posts cute, witty responses to posts to/about her by her followers, likely posts photos of herself, and uses smiley faces a lot. see www.twitter.com/sbaicker
A Twixen often posts cute, witty responses to posts to/about her by her followers, likely posts photos of herself, and uses smiley faces a lot. see www.twitter.com/sbaicker
@sbaicker: hey kids! vote for finger food in the phield's phillies blog bracket!
@number23_rob: what's in it for me?
@sbaicker: my undying affection... and maybe a cupcake? :)
@carlhannah: @sbaicker Twixen.
@number23_rob: what's in it for me?
@sbaicker: my undying affection... and maybe a cupcake? :)
@carlhannah: @sbaicker Twixen.
Twixen by TwitterDictionary411 March 27, 2010
Twiced
Nick - "I just got my ass kicked in brawl."
Noah - "What?"
Nick - "I just got my ass kicked in brawl."
Noah - "Twiced."
Nick - ...
Noah - "What?"
Nick - "I just got my ass kicked in brawl."
Noah - "Twiced."
Nick - ...
Twiced by PolarBearNinja August 13, 2012
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