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Wet, dirty, messed up basically
Yo this girls pussy WAS toiled af but pussy is pussy
toiled by Captainsaggyball April 10, 2017
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Toixed • Twixed • toited • Toxxed • toiled • Toiledonutsexual • toxed • Toxedo • Toxied • trixed
to be tricked, specifically led into something that was never really there. like the cereal Trix, where the rabbit is led on by those kids but he never gets the cereal.
Person 1: So I woke up early to go to the caf, because I heard they'd have french toast today....
Person 2: And??
Person 1: They didn't. I got up at 6 AM only to be trixed.
trixed by supertroll June 23, 2009
A mood generally described as feeling pooped, tired , lazy , chilled or all out of energy.
“Man I’m so toited from this hangover”
Toited by Peepee poopoo man April 7, 2019
To sound cool; radical; or any other such awesomeness.
Present: "That movie is twixed!"
Past: "That movie was twixedid"
Future: "This movie is going to be twixedy"

Refering to a person:
"Cool Coz is twixedik!"
Twixed by Cool Coz October 9, 2004
To be intoxicated, drunk, obliterated, fucked up, etc.
Damn dude, I'm so toxied I can't even see straight..
Toxied by RoyalFlyer August 18, 2013

Toiledonutsexual 

Toiledonutsexual is a fictional gender created by the anti-lgbtq youtuber @windows8point1canbreath to piss off an lgbtq community member by creating this fictional gender that makes no sense to make lgbtq community realize that genders they create makes no sense
grrr toiledonutsexual better than fake gender asexual
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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