twitterpwine 

The illusion of getting girls from twitter.

Speaker 1 : "Damn! So it really was a dude?!?"
Speaker 2: "Yeah...fucking twitterpwine ..."

twitterpwine by 12345qwefdasfas October 17, 2011

twitterphile

N

A person who updates twitter at least 5 times an hour, every day. Often this person links their twitter account to their facebook account, causing the News Feed to be filled with only updates from them.

Derrick Wright is the biggest twitterphile I know.

twitterphile by Lord Guthrie April 22, 2009

Twitterponies

A public community of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic roleplayers who utilize Twitter to present their original (or not-so-original) characters to other players and write scenes that incorporate their characters. Most players tend to write material canon to the television show. The community has a wiki page stating rules and guidelines initially written when the group was formed in February of 2011, but compliance to these guidelines has generally decreased as the community has become more popular. So far over 10,000 Twitterponies oriented accounts have been created. The designation for these accounts on Twitter is "@mlp_(insert name)".

"Have you done your math homework yet?"
"Nope, I've been updating my Twitterponies account all morning!"

Twitterponies by Lightning Twister July 28, 2013

twitterpainted

A sexual and joyous emotional feeling of companionship for another that typically induces frequent distractions from daly life caused by day dreaming, ultimately causing love and an intense desire for a long loving relationship.

Jane was feeling twitterpainted as was John about enjoying their first date together connecting the day before.

twitterpainted by sales pitch fisher April 13, 2015

Twitterzine 

A horridly bad concept for a magazine, consisting of entire articles with 140 chacters or less written on twitter. Twitterzines are usually written by individuals that think people would enjoy reading stories this short, but in reality their story is the length of a normal story broken into 10-20 tweets. Twitterzines authors are usually lame or boring individuals, thinking they have a genius idea, when in reality have the dumbest idea ever!

Did you hear about JoAnn's twitterzine, 140 chacters of total lameness!

Twitterzine by Communist_Bob July 30, 2009

twitterpaited 

A term used to describe a female who is expierencing extreme desire to bang every single good looking male she comes across

Upon seeing a gorgeous piece of ass, Holly said, I'm feeling spring fever like crazy, I'm so twitterpaited.

twitterpaited by Carmxellllllaaa February 27, 2009

twitterpaited 

a stupid word christian people teach thier kids to say because they think it is socially unacceptable to say the word "horny"

girl: why is that guy following me everywhere?
Guy: oh don't mind Chris, he's just twitterpaited

twitterpaited by wicklette January 3, 2011