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Twittervision 

Twittervision - "A medical condition where one can only read the first 140 characters. Remaining characters turn red."

Term coined by jcruz and Calestus on twitter.
Dear John, I found someone new and I don't think we can go on seeing each other, I've taken you for all your worth and emptied the humidor,

The rest of the reply is red and since you are color blind, unreadable. Twittervision.
Twittervision by Calestus February 4, 2009

Twittertition 

I just won a free pizza through a twittertition!
Twittertition by mattywillie October 25, 2010

twitterpation 

The state of being entirely infatuated with someone
They've been together a while. It looks like they're in pure twitterpation.
twitterpation by gingrich April 9, 2008

Twitterpation 

a condition where one is unable to think of something to tweet about

a state of sluggishness or inactivity
"Oh man, I don't know what to tweet about! I must have twitterpation."

See constipation
Twitterpation by Unicornasaurus April 14, 2010

Twitterpanions 

Twitter + companion = Twitterpanions. People that you communicate with primarily via Twitter. They can be your followers, people you follow, etc.
Sandy and I are really good twitterpanions. I only see her every couple months, but we respond to each other's tweets every day!

Twitterbitionist 

one of Paul's Twitter exhibitionists
Paul checks logs on often to check on his Twitterbitionists
Twitterbitionist by PJNlover May 21, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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