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twitter jitter 

The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"
Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .
twitter jitter by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

titter jitters

mini-orgasms you only feel in your boobs
boy: "yeahh babe lets get it on!"
girl: "sorry hun, i plan on staying a virgin for a while."
boy: "ah don't worry, lets just go for some titter jitters"
girl: "ok!"
titter jitters by jkackdertree August 29, 2010

twitterbitter 

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.
I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.
twitterbitter by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009

Twitterhitter 

when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.
Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.

Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.
Twitterhitter by ebabe February 15, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026