twitter dating

The act of using social networks, particularly micro messaging service twitter, to find potential mates. Examples of twitter dating are public messages with an extraordinary number of emoticons, inside jokes between users who may or may not have had sex and the tag #twitterdating.

Ben and Melissa were twitter dating so hard last night, he may have an opportunity to fuck her tonight IRL.

by kind david November 8, 2009

twitterbating

The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.

"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."

by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

Twitterpating

Twittering while in love; Twittering to/about someone/something you love

Sara is often twitterpating about her boyfriend

by EmotionlessBlue January 23, 2010

Twitterbating

The act of twittering. In the process of twittering. Often applied to those who twitter on a constant basis.

OMG. Ever since Brian found out about twitter he's been twitterbating all the time.

Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?

by spectreU98 June 29, 2009

twitterlating

sordid tweets in the middle of the night

She/he has a "headache" so I spent the night twitterlating under the covers. Please retweet.

by Davidch999 February 26, 2013

Twitterpating

to twitterpate; meaning to check your twitter account. Also refering to changing your twitter status frequently

"I'm Twitterpating right now!!!For fuck sake!!! Leave me BE! LOLZ"

by Neil-perkins April 7, 2009

Twitterbating

Masturbating while on twitter.

I was DMing my girlfriend while twitterbating. She had no idea. It was so hot.

by Smashpotatogirl October 28, 2016