twitfit

To have a fit on twitter.

#twitfit
When someone goes on and on about something on twitter. They have a "twitfit"

twitfit by aarondotO December 15, 2011

twitwit 

Someone who demonstrates their lack of intelligence on Twitter through apparent illiteracy, stupidity, or ungodly volume of tweets that causes viewers to wonder what else they do with their time.

Did you see Sarah's tweet last night? "Goin' 2 a partee an gon gettt drunkkk boiiizzzz"...what a twitwit.

twitwit by GeorgeDW September 24, 2011

Twitdit 

A person who subjects their friends to ill-formed moral outrage or analysis via Twitter. The abbreviated form of the phrase "Twitter pundit."

I just can't stand to read Jeff's tweets about the Middle East peace process. He's such a twitdit.

Twitdit by TheRealFrank June 8, 2010

TWTFITA 

Acronym: Thats What the Fuck I'm Talking About!

1. A phrase used when you are excited in agreement with someone elses statement.

2. A saying that can also be used as a replacement for "I told you so..."

3. A common phrase used by Annunziata "one pimp motherfucker."

Girl: "I like fat, buck toothed guys."
Guy: "TWTFITA!"

Girl: "Lets get some sushi & wine!"
Guy:"TWTFITA!"

TWTFITA by Sleeping Dragon April 17, 2011

twitwit 

someone who uses twitter and therefore has little to no intelligence. See nitwit

Oh, Joe is such a twitwit! he has his Facebook connected to his twitter account!

twitwit by b-rizzle for real? November 10, 2009

Twitition 

Where one idiot tries to get a whole bunch of idiots to twitter some sort of response or support to something the Original Idiot (OI) posted. Once the OI's post has gained enough Secondary Idiot (SI's) tweets, whatever they're petitioning for can potentially be noticed by a Huge Idiot(HI), presumably the one that started the whole idiot problem in the first place. Then, this HI sits around and chuckles that the OI and all the SI's have absolutely nothing better to do with their time than be idiots on twitter. Then perhaps to humor all the idiots, the HI does something about where they idiotically f*cked up and spawned a whole bunch of idiocy.

OI-- Someone stole my backstage Justin Bieber Concert tickets, and the company doesn't care! Sign my twitition to help me raise awareness about this Huge Idiot company! It took my almost a year to get the money for those tickets!

SI-- OMG NO, NOT THE TICKETS!!! *tweet tweet tweet*

HI-- WTF seriously? Fine.

Twitition by AnimusArgentis July 3, 2010

twitbit 

A factoid posted on Twitter.

"Here's a new twitbit about global warming."

twitbit by bpi May 15, 2009