twitception

When a person on twitter, usually female, is not as attractive in person as they seem to be in their avi/twitter pictures. Usually due to filters/excessive makeup.

"Dude, remember that chick whose DM's I dove into last week after she posted that cleavage-heavy selfie?"

"Yeah man. Looks great in her avi, why?"

"I ran into her last night. Biggest case of twitception ever. She was a COW."

by Gb96 March 27, 2014

Twittention Whore

One found to be continually guilty of using Twitter (The worst thing to happen to the internet since reverse time-travelling cyber-cancer) as a means to drum up a continual interest in their dull, banal private life

Question: Can you believe Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers?

Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!

by Skipjimroo January 2, 2010

Thotception

Think inception, but with thots. That's it.

Woah man, did you see that thotception, it made me think about the constant interworkings of time like inception, but with more thots.

by wetman114 October 23, 2017

Textception

A perception or interpretation of meaning behind a text that was not intended by the sender.

I was texting my girlfriend and she got really pissed at me because of her textception. Not my fault.

by TJJC June 4, 2015

Twinception

Fraternal twins (one male and one female) who have fraternal twins themselves (one male and one female) who have fraternal twins themselves (one male and one female)... and so on

"Hey John, I was talking to your sister, and from your family tree, it looks like you guys had a pretty bad case of twinception, like 6 generations in-bred"
"That's no big deal, my twins might be in high school and having sex on a regular basis, and one of them have double-down syndrome, but it isn't any different than my household growing up... Like father and mother, like son and daughter i guess."

by 17link7 December 30, 2014

Titception

When a woman's bra is too small, creating a muffin-top esque double-boob.

"Dude, she has a boob on top of her boob."
"She could star in Titception."

by Shay the Smurf June 10, 2012

Tinception

A name for a retarded kid who tries to pick up girls online. Often called Tin for short.

He's such a Tinception

by callmefear November 6, 2018