twisted shit 

when one drives a large metal object into ones ass as deep and with as much force as possible. while twisting the metal object to force it deeper.

Last night my mom gave me a twisted shit after i fucked my sister.

twisted shit by hailing hiter since 88 November 15, 2013

twisted shits 

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.

"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."

twisted shits by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

Bulgarian Shit Twister 

When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.

Dude. Your mom gave me the best Bulgarian Shit Twister last night after your birthday party.

Bulgarian Shit Twister by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015

Flabbing Shit Twister 

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor

Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”

Flabbing Shit Twister by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018

shit twister 

Complicated situation or event in life, or elements of
a relationship, which cannot be resolved either quickly
or nicely, mainly because the unfolding, evolving series
of events is beyond your personal control. Such events
often result in any number of catastrophes, such as bodily injury, broken furniture, or other equally traumatic and often creative kinds of invasions.

"When she came home sick from work yesterday afternoon,
my wife found me and Marcia in bed. What a shit twister
that was. I just got home from the ER. "

shit twister by weasler November 21, 2006

shit twister 

When somebody has a diarrhea attack all over the toilet and back of the wall.

A housekeeper says, "Oh man! I had to clean up a real shit twister in the lobby bathroom of the hospital this afternoon."

shit twister by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded 

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded by RJ Wells December 12, 2006