Definitions by Iloveyoujonathon

Flabbing Shit Twister 

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor

Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”

Flabbing Shit Twister by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018

nolans penis 

The smallest little shrimp you ever come across

Karen:What the fuck is that little fucking Nolans penis lookin ass thing, looks like an armadillo

nolans penis by Iloveyoujonathon September 13, 2015