twirchy

Meaning dodgy or suspicious

"Man this shit looks twirchy" or
"Look at that twirchy guy he looks like a serial killer"

by darren smith April 4, 2008

Twitchy Kitty

When you’re fucking the weird girl from your math class, and she orgasms so hard that she begins twitching on the side of your bed

Damn bro, after I fucked Catherine in the guest room she started twitching like a dead squirrel. She’s a straight twitchy kitty.

by JacobMaskeeny January 7, 2021

itch twitchy twat

When you fuck a long, hard, throbbing cock and your pussy and ass get stretched and the next morning you're twat is really sore

After getting fucked like an animal and having Mike cum all over my perfect ass, I immediately realized I wouldend up with an itch twitchy twat the next morning

by glamour gurl April 15, 2005

Twitchy Peter

When a man sticks his finger up a woman's ass and has his other finger in her vagina. He moves them both very fast, thus making a "twitchy" feeling.

"Man, that girl was so naughty she asked me to give her a Twitchy Peter."

by the unknown funny man March 22, 2009

Twirched

Being so incredibly high that one loses senses or perception.

Look at James over there; He's so twirched he can't even see!

by breadwords June 28, 2011

Twitchy twat

A twat that twitches, unprovoked, at random times throughout the day. Twitches can vary in duration, and intensity, and can be a source of extreme pleasure/discomfort to the owner of said twat.

Girl #1: Omigod, I cannot wait for class to be over.

Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.

Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.

by Jr Space Cadet April 11, 2009

itch twitchy twat

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus

Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush

by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004