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twirchy by darren smith April 4, 2008
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Twitchy Kitty
When you’re fucking the weird girl from your math class, and she orgasms so hard that she begins twitching on the side of your bed
Damn bro, after I fucked Catherine in the guest room she started twitching like a dead squirrel. She’s a straight twitchy kitty.
Twitchy Kitty by JacobMaskeeny January 7, 2021
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itch twitchy twat
When you fuck a long, hard, throbbing cock and your pussy and ass get stretched and the next morning you're twat is really sore
After getting fucked like an animal and having Mike cum all over my perfect ass, I immediately realized I wouldend up with an itch twitchy twat the next morning
itch twitchy twat by glamour gurl April 15, 2005
Twitchy Peter
When a man sticks his finger up a woman's ass and has his other finger in her vagina. He moves them both very fast, thus making a "twitchy" feeling.
Twitchy Peter by the unknown funny man March 22, 2009
Twirched
Twirched by breadwords June 28, 2011
Twitchy twat
A twat that twitches, unprovoked, at random times throughout the day. Twitches can vary in duration, and intensity, and can be a source of extreme pleasure/discomfort to the owner of said twat.
Girl #1: Omigod, I cannot wait for class to be over.
Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.
Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.
Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.
Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.
Twitchy twat by Jr Space Cadet April 11, 2009
itch twitchy twat
Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush
itch twitchy twat by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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