twiod

1. An acronym used to talk in code among friends of the same gender

Talking
With
Intentions
Of
Dating

As two hot girls walked by, the guys looked at each other and said "twiod?!"

by jcbrbt800 February 26, 2008

Twitdusky

When a grown-ass man creepily stalks high school football recruits on Twitter, in the hopes of convincing them to attend the college of which they are a fan.

I'm gonna twitdusky that 5-star quarterback until he signs with Bama. Roll Tide!

by The_Phew September 26, 2018

twildin

A combination of "tweakin" and "wildin" (wylin) which is used to call someone crazy for do something or how they're acting

"Bro did you just see her pop that pill then take 10 shots"
"Yeah dude she's twildin"

by AJturnup October 20, 2015

twiddle stick

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

twidgel

A very small amount. The width of a vagina hair

yo man, slide your ass down a twidgel so I got some room to break up this bud

by Reverend sparks April 26, 2009