Twinklefuck

gay enough to be gay, but straight enough to not be gay.

Person A: Dude... does this look twinklefuck-y enough?
Person B: Hmm... It's a little too straight dude.

by turtlehaver December 5, 2020

Twinklefuck

An emergency dispatcher who enjoys sending personnel to unbelievably ridiculous calls.

Brooke was being a twinklefuck when she dispatched the supervisor to talk to “Karen” on the other side of the city.

by AdamGreen January 6, 2020