Dispatcher 

One who dispatches calls. Usually has a tough look and takes no B.S. from no one. The captain of the ship, if you will. The one in charge.

Man, that Tim guy is so bad ass. He should be our dispatcher for the evening.

Dispatcher by 17willienilly9 January 22, 2009

Dispatcher 

Kolya Haliw, hoe ass

What an amazing dispatcher!

Dispatcher by Scarypancake October 29, 2018

Dispatcher Downs 

When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.

Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.

Dispatcher Downs by Benben1000 July 4, 2020

Dispatcher brains 

One load of empty truck

An empty load going to a delivery. Dispatcher Brains

Dispatcher brains by Mav967 November 24, 2022

Flight Dispatcher 

The person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can't have a break. They also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. The goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.

They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.

Don't sass me boy! I'm the flight dispatcher! Fix your skirt and get back in the plane!

Flight Dispatcher by EastCoastSteff December 16, 2008

Extreme Dispatcher 

Emergency Dispatcher with remarkable ability to forsee the needs of their field units and provide all angles of support to ensure the safest and most infomed outcome to the incident. These Dispatchers absorb stress easily and return with hardcore commitment to getting the job done with the least amount of investigation. Only the most Extreme Dispatchers use every available resource to relieve field units of distraction from the events unfolding before them. Technically savy and street smart they have insight .from hard lessons learned from mistakes in the past They overcome every obstacle placed before them making split decisons on anything from traffic cones to armed disturbances. Perceived by many as civilians, button pushers and clerical workers they type like their hands are on fire , converse calmly, desiminate and take dictation while admist the worst situations. On the job training upholds most of their innate capabilities but the real core of thier ability is their ever giving hearts.

Emergency calls come in through the 911 system for a mass injury vehicle accident on a major highway system requiring all resources of Police, Fire and EMS services and support from surrounding agencies. Hundreds of phone calls reviewed in split seconds for content, priority and accuracy. The Extreme Dispatcher handles all aspects of the call working in teams and groups until the last patient and the last vehicle is cleared from the scene and all field units are safetly in stations.

Extreme Dispatcher by Whisper911 February 3, 2010

Police Dispatcher 

Someone who is forced to put up with ignorance beyond belief of the public without the liberty of bringing that ignorance to their attention without being terminated. Also telling the police what little information can be obtained from these idiots and sending them into situations they have no clue about.

Caller; "I just saw someone get robbed!"

Police Dispatcher: "Where?"

Caller: "I don't know and I'm not sure what they looked like, what they were wearing, if they had any weapons, if they were black or white, if they had a car, or which way they went!"

Police Dispatcher: "Ugh, ok, what CAN you tell me that will help us find this person?"

Caller: "NOTHING! Just go get them!"

Police Dispatcher by mdaugh October 27, 2008