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Twinklefuck 

An emergency dispatcher who enjoys sending personnel to unbelievably ridiculous calls.
Brooke was being a twinklefuck when she dispatched the supervisor to talk to “Karen” on the other side of the city.
Twinklefuck by AdamGreen January 5, 2020

ticklefuck 

When you tickle your girlfriend while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.
Bob: "Did you like it when I ticklefucked you?"
Connie: "No, I didn't."

ticklefuck 

When several people surround someone and proceed to tickle the fuck out of them causing them to drool, piss themselves, and possibly even induce brain damage from lack of oxygen.
"We ticklefucked john so bad that he pissed all over my house."

"To enter into our homo group you must let us ticklefuck you for 48 seconds."
ticklefuck by Beau T December 19, 2008

twiddlefuck 

1)severe intercourse.
1a)as to fuck someone while twilding the fingers; also known as slickery twiddlefuck, when it becomes slippery and
2)also used as an insult.
1) severe intercourse
1a) such as "man when she fucked me, she did that twiddle thing.. twiddlefucking is BOMB!"
2) such as "you stupid slickery, twiddlefuck, fucknugget, SUCK IT LIKE YOU DO AT LIFE!
twiddlefuck by Elle McKinley April 30, 2008

twizzlefuck 

The art of using twizzlers to suck out the creampie after a gangbang.
After the 50 guy creampie, Ricky says "Well, guess I'm the twizzlefucker today!"
twizzlefuck by C.O.F. September 8, 2022

twinkle fuck 

The act of having rough, but passionate, sex while you and your partner enjoy watching reruns of Tinkerbell
Marty and Karen were just getting settled into watch some good tinkerbell reruns when the urge to twinkle fuck suddenly came over them.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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