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Twinklefuck 

gay enough to be gay, but straight enough to not be gay.
Person A: Dude... does this look twinklefuck-y enough?
Person B: Hmm... It's a little too straight dude.
Twinklefuck by turtlehaver December 4, 2020
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Twinklefuck 

An emergency dispatcher who enjoys sending personnel to unbelievably ridiculous calls.
Brooke was being a twinklefuck when she dispatched the supervisor to talk to “Karen” on the other side of the city.
Twinklefuck by AdamGreen January 5, 2020

ticklefuck 

When you tickle your girlfriend while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.
Bob: "Did you like it when I ticklefucked you?"
Connie: "No, I didn't."

ticklefuck 

When several people surround someone and proceed to tickle the fuck out of them causing them to drool, piss themselves, and possibly even induce brain damage from lack of oxygen.
"We ticklefucked john so bad that he pissed all over my house."

"To enter into our homo group you must let us ticklefuck you for 48 seconds."
ticklefuck by Beau T December 19, 2008

twiddlefuck 

1)severe intercourse.
1a)as to fuck someone while twilding the fingers; also known as slickery twiddlefuck, when it becomes slippery and
2)also used as an insult.
1) severe intercourse
1a) such as "man when she fucked me, she did that twiddle thing.. twiddlefucking is BOMB!"
2) such as "you stupid slickery, twiddlefuck, fucknugget, SUCK IT LIKE YOU DO AT LIFE!
twiddlefuck by Elle McKinley April 30, 2008

twizzlefuck 

The art of using twizzlers to suck out the creampie after a gangbang.
After the 50 guy creampie, Ricky says "Well, guess I'm the twizzlefucker today!"
twizzlefuck by C.O.F. September 8, 2022

twinkle fuck 

The act of having rough, but passionate, sex while you and your partner enjoy watching reruns of Tinkerbell
Marty and Karen were just getting settled into watch some good tinkerbell reruns when the urge to twinkle fuck suddenly came over them.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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