Twinkle Dick 

As in you got some glitter on your dick from all those fairies you've been fucking.

He's such a twinkle dick he wore a boa to the club.

Twinkle Dick by Jersey67 August 3, 2010

twinkle dick 

a small dick dumbass dude that did or does somthing stupid that is of no consequence like garret

Gfutch is such a fucking twinkle dick, cause he walked to town, like Forest Gump instead of riding the bus.

twinkle dick by david p January 21, 2009

Twinkle Dicks 

The act of placing emptied twinkies onto two peoples' dicks. The people must then masturbate each other in order to fill up said twinkies. The twinkies can be chosen to eat later.

As a sexual request: "Hey, your cute, want ta go Twinkle Dicks?"

As an insult: "Fuck i died again! Those two guys can go twinkle dicks!"

Twinkle Dicks by Xackattack November 15, 2014

twinkie dick 

When fat mans stomach protrudes past his penis

Dude I tried to sleep with Fred Total Twinkie dick

twinkie dick by Frenbreadouioui May 6, 2019

Makes my dick twingle 

Used to describe something that makes your penis twitch/tingle. Nearly entirely sarcastic, it can be used to describe anything. Anything.

Did you hear the new Ke$ha song? It for sure makes my dick twingle.

Hey is your girlfriend deaf?
-Yeah dude, hearing loss makes my dick twingle.

Hey did you like that short film I sent you?
-Nah it was boring.
Oh... I wrote the script.
-Oh damn, well there were definitely parts that made my dick twingle.

Makes my dick twingle by smit1442 April 10, 2011

Dick Twinkie

When you are so amazingly awesome, you'd suck your own sauce

Hey pretty lady, if you don't want this dick twinkie, I'll eat it

Dick Twinkie by JazzyBuldge March 13, 2019

twinkledink

(N., tween-Kuhl-deenk)
1) A teenager, usually in high school, that does next to nothing to aid their failing mental capabilities.

2) A living being, often human, that likely has no plans for the future (also see boogan)

1.) God Michael, why are you so pissed about losing against Regan in COD? You're a fucking twinkledink.

twinkledink by aussom September 2, 2015