twinkin 

Any activity that a twink (aka. a young gay male) does especially of a sexual nature.

"Did you see Kyle jerking off in front of those older guys?"

"Yeah man, he sure loves twinkin hard"

"Why are you sitting around naked? "
"Oh just twinkin out"

twinkin by nakedscribe November 17, 2015

twinkin' 

The act of staring at a person or into space. Your chin must be down, your mouth open, your eyes wide, and your head slightly tilted. This term also applys to wearing clothing that does not fit where your fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, ur twinkin'!"
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He doesn't want to see ur rolls, he already had his Thanksgiving dinner."

twinkin' by Jorge February 16, 2005

twinkin' 

The act of staring at a person or just into space. Your chin must be down and your mouth hanging open with your eyes wide and your head slightly tilted. This term also applies to a person when they wear clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'."
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his Thanksgiving dinner, he doesn't want your rolls."

twinkin' by Jorge June 17, 2005

twinkin' 

The act of staring at a person or staring into space. Your chin must be down with your mouth open, your head slightly titled, and your eyes wide. This term can also apply to one who wears clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'"
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his thanksgiving dinner. He doesn't want to see your rolls."

twinkin' by Jorge June 18, 2005

turbo twinkin twistin twist

When you furiously masturbate so wrong you end up twisting your foreskin to the point of non-existence

Person 1: My dick is in so much pain from doing the turbo twinkin twistin twist

turbo twinkin twistin twist by anonymous January 27, 2022

Swishful Thinking 

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.

Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.

Swishful Thinking by Gohanssj22 July 7, 2020

Clitful Thinking 

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a woman lets her own sexual interest in someone strongly color her judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in her. It makes her interpret every gesture from her object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as dickful thinking if it's a man.

Her: "So my one night stand from 3 weeks ago hasn't called me, even though I gave him my number and my email. He didn't give me his real name or contact info, but he mentioned he was a professor, so I looked through the online faculty profiles of every university in 100 miles, and found his picture. I think he'd like to see me again but just lost my contact info. Should I email him at the work address I found on the faculty website, or just show up and surprise him after one of his classes? I think he'd like being surprised like that."

Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."

Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."

Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."

Clitful Thinking by Mai Ainsel February 5, 2020