Jorge's definitions

going commando

1. To fuck a woman without a condom

1. Dude, she was hot for it last night, but I didn't have a rubber so I had to go commando

by jorge February 15, 2005

breffis

1. Breakfast. The first and most important meal of the day.

Hey Ruffus ... what you say, me and you go for breffis at the IHOP?

by Jorge September 17, 2005

felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.

Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

nut hugger

1. (noun) men's shorts that are so form-fitting around the crotch that they actually hug the nuts to the point of delineating the testicles for all to ridicule.
2. (noun) a male who likes to put his arms around the testicles of another man.

1. Yo! Are you a fag? Then why are you wearingn nut huggers?
2. Dude, that guy likes you. He is definitely a nut hugger.

by Jorge April 1, 2003

Pedro Amenábar

Uruguayan-Argentinian movie director and scriptwriter renowned for his weird stories with even more weird names.

- Have you watched Pedro Amenábar's classic?
- "The Milky"? Yes, I did, but I hated it.
- You probably didn't catch a thing, did you? It's a cult-classic!

by Jorge June 17, 2006

hard on

Erect penis; see: boner

Long Dong Silver could never get a real hard on, because his penis was so long.

by Jorge December 6, 2002

wad

An amount (generally one ejaculation) of male semen.

I just shot a wad in the shower.

by Jorge December 16, 2004