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twinkin' 

The act of staring at a person or into space. Your chin must be down, your mouth open, your eyes wide, and your head slightly tilted. This term also applys to wearing clothing that does not fit where your fat hangs out.
Betty: "Susan, ur twinkin'!"
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He doesn't want to see ur rolls, he already had his Thanksgiving dinner."
twinkin' by Jorge February 16, 2005
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twinkin' 

The act of staring at a person or just into space. Your chin must be down and your mouth hanging open with your eyes wide and your head slightly tilted. This term also applies to a person when they wear clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.
Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'."
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his Thanksgiving dinner, he doesn't want your rolls."
twinkin' by Jorge June 17, 2005

twinkin' 

The act of staring at a person or staring into space. Your chin must be down with your mouth open, your head slightly titled, and your eyes wide. This term can also apply to one who wears clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.
Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'"
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his thanksgiving dinner. He doesn't want to see your rolls."
twinkin' by Jorge June 18, 2005
Any activity that a twink (aka. a young gay male) does especially of a sexual nature.
"Did you see Kyle jerking off in front of those older guys?"

"Yeah man, he sure loves twinkin hard"

"Why are you sitting around naked? "
"Oh just twinkin out"
twinkin by nakedscribe November 17, 2015

turbo twinkin twistin twist

When you furiously masturbate so wrong you end up twisting your foreskin to the point of non-existence
Person 1: My dick is in so much pain from doing the turbo twinkin twistin twist

Devils Twinkie 

When one person licks mayonnaise out of a white persons ass crack.
Hey man did you hear about Sebastian giving Trent a devils Twinkie the other night.

PC Twinkie 

A person who cares too much about what is and isn't politically correct.
Mark: Hey, Nick, look at this. This guy in the chat room is getting all bent out of shape because I called President Obama black instead of African-American.

Nick: Wow. This dude is the very definition of a PC Twinkie.
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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