twinkiness

describing how much of a twinky someone is, particularly an Asian who thinks and behaves like a white person (i.e. hangs out with white people, dresses like a white person, thinks like a white person, etc.)

Matt McGrath's twinkiness exceeds all other twinkies. Not only does he have a white name, but he also teaches English in Korea. What a twinky.

by Atomiccc November 21, 2011

Thinkiness

noun. The appearance of careful consideration, importance, substance, or profundity while lacking each.

Adjective: thinky.

cf. truthiness

1. The book was a masterpiece of thinkiness: there were a lot of big ideas, but it wasn't at all clear what the author was actually saying.

2. The ideas here are half-baked; cut down on the thinkiness and try to increase the substance.

etymology: 1100 hits in a Google search conducted on May 22, 2008, no immediate definition proposed.

by Art Carden May 22, 2008

eat twinkies

eating a delicious yellow spongy treat

also a slang term for "smokeing weed" you can use in the house so your parents don't understand what your talking about

fat kid: i'm gonna go eat twinkies

stoner 1:yo u got five?
stoner 2: yeah
stoner 1: yo u wanna go eat twinkies?
stoner 2: HELL YEAH!!!
dumb parent: haha you crazy kids and your inside jokes

by Bobby Perz January 24, 2008

Trauma Twinkies

A term used by Emergency Medical Services personnel to describe Type II ambulances or van-style ambulances.

American Medical Response uses Trauma Twinkies as opposed to a box-style ambulance.

by AMR EMT September 4, 2014

Twinkess

A twinkess is the female version of a twink. However, a twinkess is not the same as a girly-girl or tomboy. A twinkess is feminine in a sort of masculine way, typically dressing femininely but acting more bold and brash. Twinkesses are usually quite thin with slight muscles.

Twinkesses are not to be confused with bimbos or chavs.

Person 1 : "Hey, man. What's the girl version of a twink?"
Person 2 : "I don't know, a twinkess?"

by VeeTheBean September 3, 2023

Twinkies

young, body hair-less, 'teenage looking' homosexual men.

Those blond guys are Twinkies.

by attackeagle April 1, 2008

Boner twinkies

A phrase said between bros when they simultaneously have boners.

Bro #1: Hey dude, did you see that hot girl?
Bro #2: Yeah brah, I totally have a boner now.
Bro #1: No way, me too!
Both: BONER TWINKIES!!!!!

by cachemoney000 August 20, 2009