twificial

official via Twitter

@GavinNewsom made his bid for governor of California twificial by tweeting it this morning.

twificial by musix220 June 5, 2009

twitical mass 

The point at which one has enough Twitter followers to have an expert on virtually any subject ready to answer your most random questions.

@malki: "This week alone I've already heard from librarians, JPL engineers, and now solar phenomena enthusiasts."

@brendo_91: "(you've reached) twitical mass."

twitical mass by randomtwitterer October 30, 2012

Twifficially 

To announce or declare something officially on Twitter by tweeting.

These days celebs generally twifficially announce their schedule by tweeting on Twitter!

Twifficially by Yoyohonitus_abhinav December 30, 2013

tomficial 

Tomficial means the opposite of tompure. For representing artificialness.

For wearing makeup, nail polish, shaved legs, cosmetic surgery, and maybe even long hair. All five.

Basically, looking like a doll, rather than a human.

Impractical is impure.

Not like a human. But more like an inanimate object. Programmed to look and behave like something artificial. Conforming to the ads from billboards, TV ads, computer ads, magazines, and so on.

To make someone so anxious, to not appear the way a man wants them to (as the ads suggest).

And, like the movie 'Inception'. To incept women to believe that they're doing it for themselves.

It's like the Pavlov experiment. To associate women with makeup and nail polish and so on. It indoctrinates men too, to associate women with artificial stuff. To keep the money going along.

So, if you have all five of those artificial things, then you are a tomficial person. But if you have just a few of them, then you're on that end of the spectrum.

But if you are to get rid of your anxiety, to just accept being yourself, and find a man who accepts you for just the way you are? Nothing less.

Then, you're on your way. To help make an example for the world, for equality. And that's it.

"Look at that celebrity. Totally tomficial. Look at the lips, the breasts, and all the paint on the person's face and nails. What a tomficial person, a bad example for the world."

tomficial by NeoTPolaris August 22, 2023

twificionado 

an aficionado in twitter

@guykawasaki is a twificionado because he knows the ins and outs of twitter.

twificionado by musix220 May 14, 2009

Twidical 

A bunch of dying liberals.

There’s a bunch of twidicals over there!

Twidical by Gay is bad liberal is bad December 10, 2020

Twidical 

A bunch of dying liberals

Look at all those twidicals!

Twidical by Gay is bad liberal is bad December 10, 2020