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tomficial 

Tomficial means the opposite of tompure. For representing artificialness.

For wearing makeup, nail polish, shaved legs, cosmetic surgery, and maybe even long hair. All five.

Basically, looking like a doll, rather than a human.

Impractical is impure.

Not like a human. But more like an inanimate object. Programmed to look and behave like something artificial. Conforming to the ads from billboards, TV ads, computer ads, magazines, and so on.

To make someone so anxious, to not appear the way a man wants them to (as the ads suggest).

And, like the movie 'Inception'. To incept women to believe that they're doing it for themselves.

It's like the Pavlov experiment. To associate women with makeup and nail polish and so on. It indoctrinates men too, to associate women with artificial stuff. To keep the money going along.

So, if you have all five of those artificial things, then you are a tomficial person. But if you have just a few of them, then you're on that end of the spectrum.

But if you are to get rid of your anxiety, to just accept being yourself, and find a man who accepts you for just the way you are? Nothing less.

Then, you're on your way. To help make an example for the world, for equality. And that's it.
"Look at that celebrity. Totally tomficial. Look at the lips, the breasts, and all the paint on the person's face and nails. What a tomficial person, a bad example for the world."
tomficial by NeoTPolaris August 22, 2023
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@GavinNewsom made his bid for governor of California twificial by tweeting it this morning.
twificial by musix220 June 5, 2009
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
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