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tomficial 

Tomficial means the opposite of tompure. For representing artificialness.

For wearing makeup, nail polish, shaved legs, cosmetic surgery, and maybe even long hair. All five.

Basically, looking like a doll, rather than a human.

Impractical is impure.

Not like a human. But more like an inanimate object. Programmed to look and behave like something artificial. Conforming to the ads from billboards, TV ads, computer ads, magazines, and so on.

To make someone so anxious, to not appear the way a man wants them to (as the ads suggest).

And, like the movie 'Inception'. To incept women to believe that they're doing it for themselves.

It's like the Pavlov experiment. To associate women with makeup and nail polish and so on. It indoctrinates men too, to associate women with artificial stuff. To keep the money going along.

So, if you have all five of those artificial things, then you are a tomficial person. But if you have just a few of them, then you're on that end of the spectrum.

But if you are to get rid of your anxiety, to just accept being yourself, and find a man who accepts you for just the way you are? Nothing less.

Then, you're on your way. To help make an example for the world, for equality. And that's it.
"Look at that celebrity. Totally tomficial. Look at the lips, the breasts, and all the paint on the person's face and nails. What a tomficial person, a bad example for the world."
tomficial by NeoTPolaris August 22, 2023
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