twidgie

A twisted wedgie

It feels like my underwear is on backwards. I've got a damn twidgie.

by Hewenthatway August 29, 2017

twidgie

Very small. Unusually small. Like when your dad cuts a regular piece of bacon into four small pieces, and tries to convince you that you're getting more because you've got four "twidgie bacons" on your plate instead of only one piece, and because you're too young to know the difference, you think he must be right.

Zelda: This piece of bacon is twidgie.
Wilma: Yep. But I like twidgie bacons.

by ElinorsDad October 17, 2023

twidgel

A very small amount. The width of a vagina hair

yo man, slide your ass down a twidgel so I got some room to break up this bud

by Reverend sparks April 26, 2009

twidget

In US Navy slang, a reference to persons of the Electronics Technician (ET) rating, exclusively. Often used derisively.

Nukes come in three flavors:knuckle-draggers, wire-biters, and twidgets.

by SubFT August 11, 2012

twidget

A person who works or maintains electronic equipment, always carring a tweeker in his breast pocket.

While skylarking around, petty officer James lost his tweeker, forcing him to search the ship for a fellow twidget to help him fix his raido.

by mark allen January 25, 2004

twidgins

Used in conjunction with the word 'flomp' to describe a state of angst or surprise. May be etymologically traced as describing the groinal region of the human body.

"Well, flomp my twidgins! I never knew it could be so!"

by vincible kibosh December 22, 2008

twidgets

Twins who are midgets

I can never tell those twidgets apart.

by Alex Packard January 2, 2009