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twiddeling my dick 

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.
"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.
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twigetting 

(v.) Unvoluntary muscle spams and re-adjustments arising from anxiousness. Somewhere between "twitch" and "fidget". Most commonly seen as the result of a dead cell phone.

Alt forms: Twigett (n.), Twigetter (n.), Twigetty (adj.)
Roger: Neil, stop twigetting! You don't need to Snapchat me eating a plate of tacos.