twiddle dink 

Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.

Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!

twiddle dink by mspanks204 April 5, 2016

tiddle dinks 

Tribe of hairy midgets carrying barbaric weapons and large musical dongs made from china. They originated in eastsouthern afrikankas in the 12th eon under the rule of high priestess john francis lardongonese III. They were previously extincted but now are in great numbers found throughout the nude beaches of Spain.

I saw a tiddle dinks at the mall

tiddle dinks by pussy pickle and crackerface December 9, 2009

twiddledick 

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.

My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!

twiddledick by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

twiddledinky 

What little children call there penises.

"This girl just saw my twiddledinky, she said it was nice for a 3 year old."

twiddledinky by Sha NiQue September 2, 2011

Twiddledink 

A very small penis

Yeah I heard Marcus has a twiddledink, I don't think I'm gonna sleep with him.

Twiddledink by WhenHeNut August 7, 2022

Twiddiedinkies 

Things sold in the back of mysterious mens’ cars

the item sold by the character Crazy Davis was a vintage set of twiddiedinkies

Twiddiedinkies by Brbrhehr March 18, 2023

twiddledickin 

constantly distracted and/or slacking off

“Man stop twiddledickin and get back to work.”

twiddledickin by Smokey Jr August 10, 2024