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tiddle dinks 

Tribe of hairy midgets carrying barbaric weapons and large musical dongs made from china. They originated in eastsouthern afrikankas in the 12th eon under the rule of high priestess john francis lardongonese III. They were previously extincted but now are in great numbers found throughout the nude beaches of Spain.
I saw a tiddle dinks at the mall

twiddledick 

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.
My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!
twiddledick by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

twiddledinky 

What little children call there penises.
"This girl just saw my twiddledinky, she said it was nice for a 3 year old."
twiddledinky by Sha NiQue September 2, 2011

Twiddledink 

Yeah I heard Marcus has a twiddledink, I don't think I'm gonna sleep with him.
Twiddledink by WhenHeNut August 7, 2022

Twiddiedinkies 

Things sold in the back of mysterious mens’ cars
the item sold by the character Crazy Davis was a vintage set of twiddiedinkies
Twiddiedinkies by Brbrhehr March 18, 2023

twiddledickin 

“Man stop twiddledickin and get back to work.”
twiddledickin by Smokey Jr August 10, 2024
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