A name used to laugh at the country of Turkey simply for existing, due to the economic shithole that Turkey has been in for, like, forever.
Person 1: "I'm thinking of going to Turkey this summer! I have some money for us. Would you like to come?"
Person 2: "Have you seen literally any news media talking about that country? No, i'm not going to fucking Turkistan with you!"
Person 1: "what the fuck."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"