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twenty-four 

Did you really just look up numbers one trough twenty-four?
twenty-four by Koopinator September 24, 2016

twenty four seven 

1. all of the time
twenty four seven by Bruce Citron August 28, 2003

twenty four hour ice 

When you are pissed at your significant other so you don't communicate with them for twenty four hours.

"Yeah, Ryan wouldn't stop making fun of my leather jogging pants, I think it's time for some twenty four hour ice."
Ryan wouldn't stop making jokes about my sweatpants, so I am putting him on twenty four hour ice.
Word of the Day on February 13, 2015

Twenty Four inches 

The size of an extremely long, steroid enhanced penis. Caution, may enter the Fallopian Tube.
Twenty Four inches of pain, biznatch!
Twenty Four inches by Hung Lo February 5, 2005

twenty four hours

the spelled out version of how many hours are in a day fucking stupid
twenty four hours by craigums March 6, 2005

Twenty Four inches 

two feet - what you have on the ends of your legs that you stand on
1) "could you do something for me?"
2) "you have twenty four inches! get off your ass and do it yourself!"
Twenty Four inches by Monstre December 14, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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