craigums's definitions

doggy scarf

a scarf put specifically on a doggy also see kitty scarf

that doggy looks cold, better get him a doggy scarf!

by craigums December 28, 2005

terms of service

UH YOUR MOM!


{yeah, how often do i get to make your momma jokes)

man i need some ass, i think im going to call your mom for some TERMS OF SERVICE!

by craigums March 6, 2005

<3

a annoying way of putting a heart online
mostly used by 15-17 year old girls who have nothing more to do than kiss boys that wear the same pants as them

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGO MOMGO MOGM i <3 his pants i want to kiss him

by craigums March 6, 2005

twenty four hours

the spelled out version of how many hours are in a day fucking stupid

open twenty four hours!

by craigums March 6, 2005

hello goodbye

a very shitty band, the downfall of drive thru records, that was forseen when drive thru got steel train on their label,

... have you heard music recently?

by craigums April 8, 2005

kitten slayer

some one who masturbates.

along time ago in a land where we live, the catholic church said that everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten

guy 1: wanna go play some tennis?
guy 2: naw that hot stud across the street is going to go in the shower, i think im going to play the role of a kitten slayer

by craigums March 6, 2005

<33

a super advanced version of <3

omOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG i <33 thats like x123123 more than a plain <3

by craigums March 6, 2005