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Twenty-Fourgy 

(n.) Pr. (`twente` Fo'r-gE) The massive conglomerate of heterosexual boys forming a writhing pile on a couch. In this pile all members are furiously hugging and dry-humping the others. This outbust of erotic glee is the result of the climatic ending of an episode of Fox Media's television show 24 (mondays, 9-10pm) featuring Keifer Sutherland.
"After that awsome fucking episode of 24, Sean, Brian and Everett formed a Twenty-Fourgy on Nick's couch"

"After their Twenty-fourgy, Sean told everyone that they must never speak of it again"
Twenty-Fourgy by es invictus January 24, 2006
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Twenty-Fourgasm

(n.) The involuntary contraction of muscles in the hand and toes, in combination with a exclamatory shout of immeasurable glee from the viewing of Fox Media's television show, "24". Said "Twenty-Fourgasms" occur in points of an episode when something is done that may cause awe or excitement. While not necessarily specific to any character, it tends to be triggered by main character Jack Bauer (played by Keifer Sutherland). A more specific climax of excitement specific to Keifer does exist. See "Keifer-gasm"
"It was weird wathing 24 with my dad last night. Every time Keifer did something great I had a "Twenty-Fourgasm" and my dad didn't know what I was doing"

"Goddamn, I can't even concentrate anymore, after that show, I ""Twenty-Fourgasmed" all over my pants."
Twenty-Fourgasm by es invictus January 8, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012