Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\
Function: verb
The act of updating your
twitter status while driving down the
road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the
world.
Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.
Grabbing his
iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving
run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in
time. Time to get Tivo."