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Tweethole 

A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.
Jesus fucking Christy! I've gotten 20 tweets today from Bob about his shoes! What a Tweethole.
Tweethole by PoopyMcGee April 9, 2009

Tweetaholic 

A person who is addicted to tweeting usually wanting to tweet about anything just to feel relieved.
An example of a tweetaholic would be a tweet like this "Tying my shoelaces." I mean does anyone really care?
Tweetaholic by Tweetishea July 29, 2009

tweetbook 

when your tweet is also used for your facebook status
Kristin needs to stop tweetbooking and be more original!
tweetbook by tweeterbooker May 27, 2009

Tweetoholic 

One who has an addiction or obsession to twitter, sometimes instagram. Commonly found with at least 400 followers after a month of account usage.
GF: Can you just get off that app and pay a little attention to me?!

Dude: Sorry, but i'm a tweetoholic and i can't be cured.

GF: Fine, we're through!

Dude: *takes selfie* *writes caption saying "just broke up with the bæ."*
Tweetoholic by Mr. Pazizzle June 26, 2014

twatfoolery 

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.
Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.
twatfoolery by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018

tweetioli 

the combination of a tweet (twitter.com) and a ravioli. a tweetioli is a tweet filled with crap.
example of a regular tweet:
"getting ready to watch Lost on ABC"

example of a tweetioli:
"my boyfriend is sooo rude, he thinks i have a big ass. i need ice cream. david hasselhoff is hot."
tweetioli by tradefuul May 1, 2009