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An asian kid that grew up in a white neighborhood (see twinkey) that tries to be black. Probably the saddest example of searching for an identity.
by alfalfa31 September 29, 2005

n. An evil little rodent that bites you every time you pick it up. Related to the hamster (in fact, indistinguishable from the hamster). It isn't until you attempt to befriend the thing that you realize the species difference.
Parent 1: Ben got what he thought was a hamster at the pet store last night. It bit him the minute he tried to pet it...
Parent 2: Must be a harmster.
Parent 2: Must be a harmster.
by alfalfa31 July 28, 2009

A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.
Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.
by alfalfa31 January 4, 2017

One who steals and redistributes memes to those who cannot create them.
From each according to his photoshop ability, to each according to his need.
From each according to his photoshop ability, to each according to his need.
by alfalfa31 February 11, 2017

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016

Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.
by alfalfa31 July 27, 2009

Wildly influential pop celebrity with absolutely no intelligence. This is usually from the perspective of the parents of kids who listen to / emulate the tard in question.
I'm so glad that pop-tard Paris Hilton has dropped off the map. Now, if only we could do something about that Bieber kid...
by alfalfa31 July 23, 2010
