Definitions by alfalfa31
memeunist
One who steals and redistributes memes to those who cannot create them.
From each according to his photoshop ability, to each according to his need.
From each according to his photoshop ability, to each according to his need.
Fire Hazard
A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.
Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.
Fire Hazard by alfalfa31 January 4, 2017
morning marble
Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.
Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble
Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble
morning marble by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016
Morning Marble
The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
Morning Marble by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016
pop-tard
Wildly influential pop celebrity with absolutely no intelligence. This is usually from the perspective of the parents of kids who listen to / emulate the tard in question.
I'm so glad that pop-tard Paris Hilton has dropped off the map. Now, if only we could do something about that Bieber kid...
harmster
n. An evil little rodent that bites you every time you pick it up. Related to the hamster (in fact, indistinguishable from the hamster). It isn't until you attempt to befriend the thing that you realize the species difference.
Parent 1: Ben got what he thought was a hamster at the pet store last night. It bit him the minute he tried to pet it...
Parent 2: Must be a harmster.
Parent 2: Must be a harmster.
treenis
Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.