alfalfa31's definitions

twigger

An asian kid that grew up in a white neighborhood (see twinkey) that tries to be black. Probably the saddest example of searching for an identity.

Henery is such a twigger. He think's he's a rapper but he's a total dork.

by alfalfa31 September 29, 2005

harmster

n. An evil little rodent that bites you every time you pick it up. Related to the hamster (in fact, indistinguishable from the hamster). It isn't until you attempt to befriend the thing that you realize the species difference.

Parent 1: Ben got what he thought was a hamster at the pet store last night. It bit him the minute he tried to pet it...

Parent 2: Must be a harmster.

by alfalfa31 July 28, 2009

Fire Hazard

A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.

Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.

by alfalfa31 January 4, 2017

memeunist

One who steals and redistributes memes to those who cannot create them.

From each according to his photoshop ability, to each according to his need.

Tom: Did you see Joe's meme?

Mary: I made that shit. Joe is a total memeunist.

by alfalfa31 February 11, 2017

Morning Marble

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.

Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.

by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016

treenis

Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.

Holy shit! That thing is huge! If your girl can take a treenis like that, she's ruined forever.

by alfalfa31 July 27, 2009

pop-tard

Wildly influential pop celebrity with absolutely no intelligence. This is usually from the perspective of the parents of kids who listen to / emulate the tard in question.

I'm so glad that pop-tard Paris Hilton has dropped off the map. Now, if only we could do something about that Bieber kid...

by alfalfa31 July 23, 2010