8 definitions by alfalfa31

A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.
Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.
by alfalfa31 January 04, 2017
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One who steals and redistributes memes to those who cannot create them.

From each according to his photoshop ability, to each according to his need.
Tom: Did you see Joe's meme?

Mary: I made that shit. Joe is a total memeunist.
by alfalfa31 February 11, 2017
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The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.
Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble
by alfalfa31 December 12, 2015
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The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.
by alfalfa31 November 22, 2015
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Wildly influential pop celebrity with absolutely no intelligence. This is usually from the perspective of the parents of kids who listen to / emulate the tard in question.
I'm so glad that pop-tard Paris Hilton has dropped off the map. Now, if only we could do something about that Bieber kid...
by alfalfa31 July 23, 2010
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n. An evil little rodent that bites you every time you pick it up. Related to the hamster (in fact, indistinguishable from the hamster). It isn't until you attempt to befriend the thing that you realize the species difference.
Parent 1: Ben got what he thought was a hamster at the pet store last night. It bit him the minute he tried to pet it...

Parent 2: Must be a harmster.
by alfalfa31 July 28, 2009
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Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.
Holy shit! That thing is huge! If your girl can take a treenis like that, she's ruined forever.
by alfalfa31 July 27, 2009
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