Definitions by MysticOgre

San Francisco Sundae 

When you return to your parked car, find a ticket on your front windshield, your driver side window smashed and the glass sprinkled on human feces.

I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.

San Francisco Sundae by MysticOgre March 6, 2021

Drug Warlock

A guy whose drug use, primarily psychedelics, compels him to wear top hats, ornate coats, tie-dye and silver jewelry.

My drug warlock buddy left for Seattle yesterday. Said he had a vision of the Copper River salmon in his depravation tank the other day.

Drug Warlock by MysticOgre May 28, 2013

cock & balls 

A guy in his 40s with abnormally high testosterone.

"Dude, I reconfigured your bike into a more aggressive ride."

"Thanks, cock & balls!"

cock & balls by MysticOgre April 3, 2013

Tweenis 

The skin that connects the penis to the scrotum.

The "&" in Cock & Balls

Yeah baby, pinch my tweenis.

Tweenis by MysticOgre October 16, 2008