Twead 

Someone who reads way to much gay fan fictions.

Noemie is such a twead !

Twead by macha020304 December 13, 2020

twead 

twisted tea

Yo homie pass me a twead

twead by swagger spice August 1, 2023

Teadle

A childish word referring to the male genitalia, often used by parents to teach their young ones what to call their tiny penis.

Child: Daddy why is you're teadle so big?

Teadle by teadletime December 14, 2014

Tweek Tweak 

Tweek Tweak is a character from South Park who is known for his messy blonde hair, and the fact that he is always twitching. He wears a green buttoned shirt which is usually bottoned up wrong. He is seen hanging around Craigs gang who consists of Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, Token Black and Jimmy Valmer. Even though he is usually seen with Craig’s gang, he was once in Stans gang to replace Kenny McCormick when he died. Some people know him dude to the popular ship Creek, which became canon in the episode Tweek x Craig where the Asian girls drew yaoi of him and Craig Tucker. They have been seen holding hands and Craig even calls Tweek ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. It is seen in the episode Put it down that Tweek can play piano. A few of his personas include: Outlaw Tweek, Barbarian Tweek and Wonder Tweek

Tweek Tweak: Oh man! That is way too much pressure!!!

Tweek Tweak by Creek fan May 23, 2018

tweak the bean

1) When a girl masturbates by exposing her clitoris with two fingers, and rubbing it with a third finger.

2) Clitoral stimulation

"Dancing with those guys really got me worked-up! I am going home to tweak the bean!"

or:

"Dude, it's so easy to give her an earthshaking nut! Just be sure to tweak the bean, and she'll cum all over the place!"

tweak the bean by richard vendor October 22, 2012

turnip twaddler 

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012

Teadawg 

A person of such staggering insignificance that you absolutely cannot be bothered to remember their name.

"Hey Teadawg, how are you doing?"

"Who the fuck is that? Machine Killer? I'm just going to call him Teadawg."

Teadawg by Teadawg September 13, 2014