twatwankle 

A Twatwankle is a person who spends their spare time looking up silly words on urbandictionary.com.

Hey Joe, stop looking up words on urbandictionary, you Twatwankle!

twatwankle by Bumble knockers April 28, 2022

Twatwaffle 

Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.

That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.

Twatwaffle by HardRock Medic January 1, 2015

twatwanker 

Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny

She's a twatwanker of the first order.

twatwanker by Piemanius September 14, 2006

Twatwaffle 

An individual who is not only an imbecilic they wield their idiocy as a weapon and often fall into positions of power in which they can corrupt and decay the previously working systems. These individuals usually act aloof and disconnected from everyone else and any problems that occur are because other people are not following their intent obviously.

The President is a twatwaffle, he managed to walk into a well running government and crash the economic value of the country by 40% while stomping on the constitutional rights of the people.

Twatwaffle by Nanan00 December 26, 2021

Twatwaffle 

A person so utterly ignorant they should legally be classified as mentally challenged but somehow manage to be a cunt.

Only a fat twatwaffle would wear velour track pants and criticize the fashion of others.

Twatwaffle by doobdasher January 15, 2017

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle 

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009

Twatdangle 

Absurd stunt involving David Blaine hanging upside-down above a NYC ice-rink for a couple of minutes, duly extended to mean any publicity-grabbing gig exposing the protagonist as a complete "twatdangle".

From Old English "Twattendang", from the Viking "Twtdnglersk", meaning to hang from the rigging of a longship in an attempt to impress your shipmates.

"Hey, did you see the upside-down David Blain thing? That was like so cool."

"Nah, the guy came down after two minutes for a piss. It was a total twatdangle."

Twatdangle by biglel March 4, 2009