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Any unattractive dyke or flambouyant doushebag whose only purpose on earth is to annoy the shit out of all heterosexuals.
Billy - "Good thing you didn't invite Gary to the party"

George - "I know. He is a total twatmunch."
by Peg Leg Pete October 12, 2007
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Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karrioke to a lady. Also insult to an obnoctuous oaf
I can't wait to see Sharon again so I can throw her down and give her a mighty twat munch

Hilary where are those reports I asked for you complete twat munch
by Ollie the Hind November 08, 2007
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Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karreoke with a ladies rude mouth piece. Also used as an insult for an obtuse oaf
I really look forward to seeing Isabelle so I can give a frivilous and mighty twat munch.

Darren you complete twat munch, I asked for the Hand Party hours ago!
by Ollie the Hind November 08, 2007
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