Twatmuncher

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A new level of buttmunchyness achieved by those you are constantly up your ass.

My father is a twatmuncher.

Twatmuncher by uhOhJazminx3 September 7, 2009

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Twat Muncher

A person who munches on ones vagina.

Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"

Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"

Twat Muncher by 4011446 April 17, 2009

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Related Words

Twat Muncher • twatmunch • Twatbutcher • Toadmuncher • twatmancer • Teet Muncher • Tit Muncher • Twat Pincher

twatmancer

A word used only during a moment of strong rage used to describe a complete and utter twat

"you hurt me you TWATMANCER"

twatmancer by G 24/7 March 4, 2017

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twatmunch

Any unattractive dyke or flambouyant doushebag whose only purpose on earth is to annoy the shit out of all heterosexuals.

Billy - "Good thing you didn't invite Gary to the party"

George - "I know. He is a total twatmunch."

twatmunch by Peg Leg Pete October 29, 2007

Twatbutcher

a person who destroys the pussy when they have sex with a female

I am the twatbutcher mother fucker

I had to get stitches last night because I hooked up with a twatbutcher

Twatbutcher by I "am" the twatbutcher April 6, 2006

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Toadmuncher

Natives of Ashtabula

Them dam toadmunchers don't know how to set a lineup if a city slicker showed em.

Toadmuncher by Toadmuncher September 9, 2021

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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