benny's definitions

woodpussy

A canoing enthusiast.

That guy is a serious woodpussy.

by benny October 2, 2003

hoggin'

a term used for fucking a fat chick

"You hit that? She's like 350!"
"Yeah, but sometimes you gotta go hoggin'"

by Benny March 29, 2004

excuse my french

Expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.

Excuse my french, but that motherfucker is one bitch-ass cocksucker.

by benny September 5, 2003

titanic

when you take a shit so big it doesnt fit in the toilet. nhalf of it is in the water and half of it is sticking out of the water.

man i just dropped of the titanic in there!

by benny December 1, 2004

Surmbo

surmbo: a rediculous scheme waiting to backfire at any moment or a plan or idea that seems to go backwards

This whole new word idea is surmbo

by Benny January 18, 2004

Fax

A boy who was accused of having Fat Sex thus the nickname of Fax being created (FAt and seX)

"Hey Fax"
"Im gonna kill u"

by Benny January 22, 2004

paper bagger

A girl who the only way you'd have sex with them is if they wore a paper bag on their head. See also one bagger, two bagger, or three bagger

Cohort A: That girl has a nice body, but what a nasty face
Cohort B: Yep, definitely a paper bagger.

by Benny October 10, 2004