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Sheriff of Twattingham 

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

Wankmongering Twatfish 

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.
Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

twatfink 

A Man does something stupid.

Woman: yur such a twatfink!
twatfink by Niki_George May 28, 2007

twatfish 

A twat, that smells like fish.

Often used as an offensive term or insult. Meaning as an annoying individual.
Ex.1.

"How was Jessica last night?"
"Not good, man. Twatfish."
"Ugh!"
Ex. 2.

"Man, Kadie is so bitchy lately."
"I know right, total twatfish."
twatfish by inmylifetime September 13, 2011

Twatmuncher

A new level of buttmunchyness achieved by those you are constantly up your ass.
My father is a twatmuncher.
Twatmuncher by uhOhJazminx3 September 7, 2009

Twiffinch 

When two females are twins and also married as wives. These two females have such a powerful connection that their bodies twitch uncontrollably the closer they get to each other. They both connected while walking their puffles on Club Penguin.
Sex is fun as twiffinches due to the vibrations.

I know they're twiffinches because they twitch uncontrollably whenever they are together.
Twiffinch by Twiffinch February 25, 2019