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Sheriff of Twattingham 

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

Wankmongering Twatfish 

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.
Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

twatfink 

A Man does something stupid.

Woman: yur such a twatfink!
twatfink by Niki_George May 28, 2007

twatfish 

A twat, that smells like fish.

Often used as an offensive term or insult. Meaning as an annoying individual.
Ex.1.

"How was Jessica last night?"
"Not good, man. Twatfish."
"Ugh!"
Ex. 2.

"Man, Kadie is so bitchy lately."
"I know right, total twatfish."
twatfish by inmylifetime September 13, 2011

Twatmuncher

A new level of buttmunchyness achieved by those you are constantly up your ass.
My father is a twatmuncher.
Twatmuncher by uhOhJazminx3 September 7, 2009

Twiffinch 

When two females are twins and also married as wives. These two females have such a powerful connection that their bodies twitch uncontrollably the closer they get to each other. They both connected while walking their puffles on Club Penguin.
Sex is fun as twiffinches due to the vibrations.

I know they're twiffinches because they twitch uncontrollably whenever they are together.
Twiffinch by Twiffinch February 25, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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