twatmuffin 

generally an American , someone who is beyond twattyness

Mitch is a twatmuffin , Beth is a Twatmuffin

twatmuffin by Tek March 29, 2005

twatmcmuffin

the sexual act of shoving a muffin up a females vagina then fucking her until climax where the muffin obsorbs all the sperm then you fish out the muffin with your hand and forcing it down your partners throat.

Ben: Why is abby not eating her dinner

Aaron: oh yea i just gave her a big ol' twatmcmuffin

twatmcmuffin by frank figglehorn December 18, 2010

twat muffin 

1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.

1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.

twat muffin by TRut and D Piddy February 21, 2005

Twat muffin 

A person named Tosha Monique

Tosha is a big ole twat muffin!

Twat muffin by 584 346 June 20, 2019

twat muffin 

someone who's lame, like carol sabina Rodriguez bolaños

yo stop being such a twat muffin

twat muffin by banana🍌 June 6, 2016

TwigMuffin 

1. A muffin made of assorted twigs, may or may not include leaves
2. A studly man of renowned good looks.
3. Someone who's knowledge knows no bounds.

TwigMuffin, famed and greatly feared GameFAQs user, also frequents games using said handle or on various alternates.

TwigMuffin by TwigMuffin July 26, 2003

Twat muffin 

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.

Hey, twat muffin! Silence!!!

Twat muffin by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023