TwigMuffin 

1. A muffin made of assorted twigs, may or may not include leaves
2. A studly man of renowned good looks.
3. Someone who's knowledge knows no bounds.

TwigMuffin, famed and greatly feared GameFAQs user, also frequents games using said handle or on various alternates.

TwigMuffin by TwigMuffin July 26, 2003

Thighmuffing 

The gratuitous act of using one's thighs as ear muffs, for a lover or friend, while offering at the same time the vagina as an effective eye mask.

Thighmuffing was in order when Meredith forgot her ear plugs, Kelly obliged by wrapping her inner thighs over Meredith's ears and assertively pressing her warm vagina over Meredith's eyes as a soothing sleep mask.

Thighmuffing by sf_tm5 May 15, 2017

twatmuffin 

generally an American , someone who is beyond twattyness

Mitch is a twatmuffin , Beth is a Twatmuffin

twatmuffin by Tek March 29, 2005

thugmuffin 

a Muffin made of the blood of 12 assorted thugs mixed into the batter of bisquick pancake mix. You'll end up with 19 servings of thugmuffins

Yo he a true thug, he even cooks thugmuffins fo' breakfast. dat be his job sennn

thugmuffin by Minkus Muckwater December 15, 2004

thugmuffin 

some one who acts and dresses like a gangster who is to awkward or cute to be one

that little boy is a thugmuffin. . .

thugmuffin by meganocity July 8, 2011

thugmuffin 

A goodlooking guy who can get away with acts of mischief.

Danny Blaze walks into the store alarm goes off "oh really I didnt even steal anything yet"*cute smile* oh danny your such a thugmuffin

thugmuffin by Nicolecanread May 20, 2010