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twatmcmuffin

the sexual act of shoving a muffin up a females vagina then fucking her until climax where the muffin obsorbs all the sperm then you fish out the muffin with your hand and forcing it down your partners throat.
Ben: Why is abby not eating her dinner

Aaron: oh yea i just gave her a big ol' twatmcmuffin
by frank figglehorn December 18, 2010
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twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.
My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!
by aikybrky February 24, 2010
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twatmuffin

generally an American , someone who is beyond twattyness
Mitch is a twatmuffin , Beth is a Twatmuffin
by Tek March 29, 2005
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