twatful 

piss poor, useless, rubbish, acting like a twat. Generally restricted to blokes but I have heard it used by women against blokes

That was twatful behaviour. Burnsy, you were being twatful

twatful by bu66ly March 10, 2009

twatulence

Monopolising conversations with stuff that you think is clever, only to make yourself look more of a fool than sophisticate.

at first sight he looked quite the man about town, but his constant twatulence (or twatulent conversation), revealed a far less cultured man.

twatulence by Karodan November 19, 2013

Twatflake

A self entitled, righteous millennial that thinks they are more special than all the other humans, and only thinks the world revolves around their own twat.

The twatflake sat in the kitchen and guzzled down all the drinks that were purchased for the night's evening guests.

Twatflake by Lyn Sea Belle January 12, 2022

twatfuck

Adjective used to describe someone so annoyingly annoying that they desearve the description of both a twat and a fuck. synonyms - asshole, fucktard, fucknut, douche, george bush

"first off you are a complete twatfuck," said Cindy. "I told you those coupons were expired..."

"hey twatfuck, what's for breakfast?"

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" said some twatfuck.

twatfuck by JustinS September 5, 2005

twatular 

twatular (Pronunciation: twät-ty&-l&r) - adj; twat-like; having the qualities commonly associated with a twat.

His behavior is rather twatular when he gets drunk, as he tries to pick fights with everyone around him.

twatular by What August 12, 2006

twatflap 

The outer labia of the ladybits. Also a good insult for someone who is utterly useless.

"look at the state of you ya twatflap!"

twatflap by Slimbun September 12, 2006

Twatular 

Adjective describing the property of behaving like a twat, or saying something which makes you sound like a twat.

What was up with Eric today? I don't see why he has to be twatular with me.

I don't mean to sound twatular, but your breath stinks so bad I'd rather you just didn't talk to me.

Why does your father have to get so twatular with me because I don't have a job?

Twatular by Killdozer February 5, 2009