twatamoli

A delicious recipe where the twat is given a avacodo and tomato and shoots them out all processed while squirting this replaces the lemon juice and garlic hence making twatamoli. Serve with a fresh side of tortilla chips

Jose wanted to serve something new at his party so he combined the ingredients in his girlfriend's twat to make twatamoli

twatamoli by twerker June 16, 2018

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twatability

Doing an absolute moronic or offensive thing due to human nature and having no viable excuse for those actions. Twatability is within all of us, and should be used as an excuse for any unreasonable action, such as kicking or slapping a person.

Eg. 1
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"

Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."

twatability by mcemzy April 19, 2018