twatamoli

A delicious recipe where the twat is given a avacodo and tomato and shoots them out all processed while squirting this replaces the lemon juice and garlic hence making twatamoli. Serve with a fresh side of tortilla chips

Jose wanted to serve something new at his party so he combined the ingredients in his girlfriend's twat to make twatamoli

by twerker June 16, 2018

twatability

Doing an absolute moronic or offensive thing due to human nature and having no viable excuse for those actions. Twatability is within all of us, and should be used as an excuse for any unreasonable action, such as kicking or slapping a person.

Eg. 1
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"

Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."

by mcemzy April 19, 2018

Twitaholic

Someone who is obsessed with Twitter

She spends most of her time tweeting, she's a Twitaholic

by sooficarballo January 6, 2012

titamolies

a fancy word for tits

cyrolia hit my titamolies

by t's and c's apply June 5, 2020

Twataholic

Someone who is addicted to pigging out on twats...much like sex crazed lesbians or dykes.

Alex enjoys munching a twat so much shes a full twataholic

by Hobgoblin October 26, 2005

titamolies

tits

omg bitch you hit my titamolies

by t&cs bitch June 3, 2020

twatalingus

When a person is so much more than a bitch!

Gloria is such a twatalingus!

by Zoie Snow January 4, 2009