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twatalite

a twatalite is basically a twat with lite on the end of the word it sounds much better than twat
you could shout this at some one twatalite ''TWATALITE''
by tftydtyfytrft November 19, 2007
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twatabyte

A twatabyte (derived from the SI prefix twata-) is a unit of information or computer storage equal to 1000 yottabytes. It is commonly abbreviated TwB.

1 twatabyte = 1^27 bytes = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes.
At the rate windows developers are pissing memory up the wall, it'll take a fucking twatabyte of RAM to run windows in 10 years!
by Monkey69 October 8, 2005
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Twatalope

A twatalope is a large, herbivorous mammal native to suburban areas in every major American city. Generally female, the twatalope is typically found crammed into her 16-year-old daughter's clothing (which is always at least two sizes too small), drenched in whatever perfume Oprah most recently gushed about, and yapping away on a cell phone. The twatalope's usual means of conveyance is a Cadillac Escalade, though they have been spotted in less garish vehicles.

The twatalope believes itself to be the center of the universe, and will generally become enraged when challenged by anything it perceives as a lesser being, e.g. everyone else. Avoid at all costs unless you are sure nobody will see you kill it.
The twatalope barged to the head of the Starbuck's queue.
by Leo Kottke's Black Bones July 8, 2009
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Twatatized

so fixated or mesmerized on a twat (vagina)
damnnnnn when she took off her clothes i was twatatized
by Hopex343 September 30, 2006
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twatalingus

When a person is so much more than a bitch!
Gloria is such a twatalingus!
by Zoie Snow January 4, 2009
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twatalingous

A person that masters the fine art of being a twat.
You are such a twatalingous.
by bigmuskie July 4, 2014
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twatalie

Twatalies are the most kind, gentel hearted, loving, beautiful parasites known to man. They manage to do things for others and always make sure they get something in return. A twatalie would make a great lawyer.
Hey twatalie what are you doin today?
by dirka dirka muhammed jihad December 21, 2007
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