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A Twatalite is an idiot/ass who is constantly in the orbit of a bigger idiot/ass stroking their ego.

A Twatalite doesn't seem to be able to exist on their own or have their own ideas... they only regurgitate other peoples garbage.
Chad always adopts all of Karens birdbrained ideas.... hes such a Twatalite
Twatalite by DrewskiR September 16, 2026

twatabyte 

A twatabyte (derived from the SI prefix twata-) is a unit of information or computer storage equal to 1000 yottabytes. It is commonly abbreviated TwB.

1 twatabyte = 1^27 bytes = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes.
At the rate windows developers are pissing memory up the wall, it'll take a fucking twatabyte of RAM to run windows in 10 years!
twatabyte by Monkey69 October 8, 2005

Twatalope 

A twatalope is a large, herbivorous mammal native to suburban areas in every major American city. Generally female, the twatalope is typically found crammed into her 16-year-old daughter's clothing (which is always at least two sizes too small), drenched in whatever perfume Oprah most recently gushed about, and yapping away on a cell phone. The twatalope's usual means of conveyance is a Cadillac Escalade, though they have been spotted in less garish vehicles.

The twatalope believes itself to be the center of the universe, and will generally become enraged when challenged by anything it perceives as a lesser being, e.g. everyone else. Avoid at all costs unless you are sure nobody will see you kill it.
The twatalope barged to the head of the Starbuck's queue.

Twatatized

so fixated or mesmerized on a twat (vagina)
damnnnnn when she took off her clothes i was twatatized
Twatatized by Hopex343 September 30, 2006

twatalingus 

When a person is so much more than a bitch!
Gloria is such a twatalingus!
twatalingus by Zoie Snow January 4, 2009

twatalingous

A person that masters the fine art of being a twat.
You are such a twatalingous.
twatalingous by bigmuskie July 4, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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