twatalite  

a twatalite is basically a twat with lite on the end of the word it sounds much better than twat

you could shout this at some one twatalite ''TWATALITE''

twatalite by tftydtyfytrft November 19, 2007

twatabyte 

A twatabyte (derived from the SI prefix twata-) is a unit of information or computer storage equal to 1000 yottabytes. It is commonly abbreviated TwB.

1 twatabyte = 1^27 bytes = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes.

At the rate windows developers are pissing memory up the wall, it'll take a fucking twatabyte of RAM to run windows in 10 years!

twatabyte by Monkey69 October 8, 2005

Twatalope 

A twatalope is a large, herbivorous mammal native to suburban areas in every major American city. Generally female, the twatalope is typically found crammed into her 16-year-old daughter's clothing (which is always at least two sizes too small), drenched in whatever perfume Oprah most recently gushed about, and yapping away on a cell phone. The twatalope's usual means of conveyance is a Cadillac Escalade, though they have been spotted in less garish vehicles.

The twatalope believes itself to be the center of the universe, and will generally become enraged when challenged by anything it perceives as a lesser being, e.g. everyone else. Avoid at all costs unless you are sure nobody will see you kill it.

The twatalope barged to the head of the Starbuck's queue.

Twatalope by Leo Kottke's Black Bones July 8, 2009

Twatatized

so fixated or mesmerized on a twat (vagina)

damnnnnn when she took off her clothes i was twatatized

Twatatized by Hopex343 September 30, 2006

twatalingus 

When a person is so much more than a bitch!

Gloria is such a twatalingus!

twatalingus by Zoie Snow January 4, 2009

twatalingous

A person that masters the fine art of being a twat.

You are such a twatalingous.

twatalingous by bigmuskie July 4, 2014

twatalie 

Twatalies are the most kind, gentel hearted, loving, beautiful parasites known to man. They manage to do things for others and always make sure they get something in return. A twatalie would make a great lawyer.

Hey twatalie what are you doin today?

twatalie by dirka dirka muhammed jihad December 21, 2007