twat head

same as dick head

all you fuckin twat heads who are looking at this website

by no1twatheeeeed April 22, 2003

twat on head

to hit someone over the head,

stupid person you hit thump slap fist on the head for doing something or nothing.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

big headed twat

this is a person who is constantly loving them selves and at the same time coming across as a twat

You - hi
Them - hi , im amazing at everything
You - oh ..... nice
Them - do you want to see my guns
You - no
Them -oh well here they are anyways im amazing
You - shut up you big headed twat

by Hello moto 1234 May 8, 2010

Pumpkin Headed Twat

A Singapore expat with a weather balloon for a head. Normally associated with driving hairdresser's cars & applying lip gloss like a nonce at every conceivable moment. Described by Austrlian women in nightclubs as a 'fake queen'. Fully expected to mince at the drop of a hat.

Look at that pumpkin headed twat. His head's so big he's forced to drive a convertible.

by Jeremy Searle September 28, 2004

melon headed twat

Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.

girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.

by lololololololol! January 16, 2011