Definitions by thejtluv

Dickydo Disease

Disease occurring in males caused by genetics and/or overconsumption of food and alcohol.

Symptoms include partial or complete obstruction from view of one's own dick due to an enlarged gut.

Pete's gut sticks out way farther than his dickydo. He hasn't seen his dick in years now. The progression of his Dickydo Disease is well beyond the point of no return.

Dickydo Disease by thejtluv January 30, 2026

Faundry 

Fucking laundry. Apparently I coined this phrase in my sleep one night. I can only assume this was the intended usage, as I do, in fact, hate fucking laundry.

John would rather gouge out his eyeballs with a grapefruit spoon than do his faundry.

Faundry by thejtluv June 20, 2011

twaddler 

Twat waddler. Obnoxious woman (often fat and otherwise generally disgusting) who appears to have a corn cob shoved up her ass when she walks. She is of little use in general, talks too much, and often has a voice which rapes your ears. It's usually all one can do to avoid the twaddler invoking the natural, undeniable, involuntary physical reflex of a punch to the throat after any conversation over a few seconds in length.

The fat obnoxious twaddler was so busy running off at the mouth as she twaddled down the stairs, that she tripped and fell the rest of the way down, breaking every bone in her disgusting body.

twaddler by thejtluv November 15, 2010